The following is our conversation this morning,as you were looking into my monitor, as I was doing the housework and watching Bloomberg news:

Deeba: Mommy, why are these stocks down?
Me: Because of the news. North Korea says they want to fight the United States.
Deeba: But United States will win. Because I am strong, and I am in the United States, so the United States is strong.
Me: So, you will fight?
Deeba: I will rip his belly.
Me: Actually, United States has the strongest army in the world.
Deeba: So, I will be safe in my cozy little apartment here.
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Well, I think now you qualify for the job of press secretary in the White House! You know the language, and have the confidence!!!
And…
Rip his belly?!!! where did you learn this?!!!